Tuesday, October 30, 2007

How sweet it is...

I haven't yet come down from the euphoric high that I experienced this past Saturday when my beloved Bulldogs outright embarrassed the jean-shorts wearing imbreds to the south, but I thought I'd share some of my favorite commemorations of this glorious event.

First up, the fact that we made their quarterback, Tim Tebag Douchebag Tebovv cry. From ESPN:

    Tebow, who finished with minus-15 yards on 13 carries, did his best to fight back tears while talking to reporters afterward.


Quite possibly the most beautiful words ever written. It's ok Timmy, just let it out. Let it all out. Maybe wearing your Superman costume will make you feel better.

Then there are these gems from the much-discuessed end zone celebration. Hilarious.

And then there's my new favorite song. My favorite verse:

    Hey Urb@n Meyer, what's the story?
    Your team just got bunked with an end zone party, yeah.
    And all you could say is the Bulldogs showed no class
    But it looks to me like they just whipped up on your ass


And how.

Finally, I'm not much for Halloween celebrations, but I decided that this year, should we be victorious at the Cocktail Party, I would pay homage to the opposing fans. Being a man of my word, I did so thusly:



Now, if we can just keep up the momentum for the rest of the season, and hope the Vols get upset along the way.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Why I don't sleep

I've always been a bit of an insomniac, mostly because I can't stop thinking long enough to go to sleep. So, I thought I might share some of the things that have been keeping me up lately -- if for no other reason than perhaps some commiseration.

    - A good many of the people who have a problem with me owning a gun seem to have no problem with the prospect of Iran obtaining nuclear weapons.

    - I have yet to manage a picture of myself in which I don't have some sort of goofy look in my face.

    - I still can't get my head around the concept of the income tax.

    - Even though I think that Hi||ary C|inton won't win the presidency, the prospect of it is still terrifying.

    - The reason we have so many wildfires is because near-sighted environmentalists passed laws that prohibit the clearing of underbrush and the thinning of forests -- thus turning forests into tinderboxes. Why doesn't anyone figure this out?

    - I'm still trying to find the connection between A| Gore's movie and world peace.

    - Dislocating my finger was probably the grossest thing I've ever felt. Seriously. I've heard that people sometimes vomit when they break bones. I've decided that this isn't because of the pain, but because it just feels disgusting to have your bones in the wrong place.

    - Going to WebMD will make you sick.

    - The fact that I now leave work after the sun has gone down in immensely depressing.

    - Having (a) job/s that I can't talk about gets frustratingly tiresome.


On a side note, a friend of mine recently made a trip to Baghdad. And by trip I mean a six month tour. So if you wouldn't mind, keep her in your thoughts, prayers, whatever it is you do. Feel free to check her out here.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

D. None of the Above

A comment on my last entry asked who I thought should be President and why, so I thought I would oblige whoever asked. It was a little long for a simple comment, so here goes:

Truth be told, I'm not exceedingly impressed with any of the current candidates for president. In the interest of full disclosure, there are incredibly few instances in which I would ever vote for a Democrat, so I won't go into great detail as to why they don't impress me. Suffice it to say that I don't agree with their core beliefs on taxation, government responsibility/interference, and pretty much all foreign and domestic policy.

On the Republican side, as I said, I'm still waiting to be impressed. I can't seem to get excited about any particular candidate, although there are several that I could get behind should they win the nomination.

My gut tells me that Rudy should be the guy, but he's having a tough time wrapping up the conservative base -- so much so that there's even been talk of a conservative third party should he be the Republican nominee. This, in my opinion, would be incredibly stupid. Does anyone remember what happened the last time dejected conservatives ran a third party candidate against someone named Clinton?

I understand the concern that Rudy is, in the eyes of many conservatives, wrong on abortion (and to a lesser extent, gun control). But what I don't understand is the propensity to either vote for a third party candidate or abstain from voting altogether rather than vote for a candidate with which they agree 80 percent of the time. Given that a third party candidate will never win national office in this country, every vote that isn't cast for Rudy would be a tacet vote for Hillary. So instead of voting for a candidate with whom they don't agree on abortion or gun control, they end up with a candidate with whom they don't agree on abortion, gun control, taxes, health care, foreign policy, education, etc.

Not to mention the fact that essentially the only sway a president has over the issue of abortion is in his (or, God help us, her) appointments to the judiciary. And Rudy has already stated that he intends to appoint conservative judges should he be elected president. So it really should be a non-issue. Unfortunately, it isn't.

For several months, rumors were that Fred Thompson was going to enter the race as the conservative savior. Thus far, I've yet to see anything that would convince me to vote for him over any of the other top-tier Republicans. Granted, he hasn’t yet had a real opportunity to set himself apart from the rest of the field, so I’ll be interested to see how he performs in the upcoming debates.

John McCain just doesn’t do it for me. Don’t get me wrong -- I think he’s an honorable man for all the sacrifices he’s made for his country. But his positions on immigration and his role in the disaster that is campaign finance reform are just deal breakers for me. That said, I think he’d make an incredible Secretary of Defense. I have no reason to believe he would be nominated for said position, but for what it’s worth…

When it gets down to bare bones and brass tacks, I just want a president who is going to keep taxes low, recognizes that the role of government should be as minimal as possible, keep the economy strong (by staying out of it as much as possible), have a firm and direct foreign policy, stop screwing around in Iraq and do what needs to be done to win the war and leave Iraq to the Iraqi people, head off the looming disaster that would be universal health care, balance the federal budget, appoint constitutionalist judges to the judiciary, etc.

I realize that’s asking entirely too much, but my vote will go to the candidate who aims to achieve more of those goals than his opponent. I’m not yet sure who that candidate will be, but I’m listening with an open mind.