Thursday, March 30, 2006

They grow up so fast...

Couple of quick things. First of all, I'm leaving, well, pretty much now, for the weekend. I'm flying to Atlanta tonight and then driving to Florida tomorrow for my friend Aaron's wedding. Several of you know Aaron, and yes, he's getting married. Hard to believe, isn't it? Seems like just yesterday we were making stupid home movies and crappy music in each other's living rooms. Ah, how life goes on... Anyway. It's the first time I actually get to be in a wedding, so that's cool. I'm sure I'll have plenty of pictures to post and amusing anecdotes to blog upon my return.

Also, the comments section for the post about morals is acting screwy. As it stands now, you actually have to click on "post comment" to read them all. I have no idea why that is, but blogger does stupid stuff from time to time. That's all I got for now.

When I have the time, I'm going to write something about the flaring of the immigration debate this week. My opinion on immigration in generalhasn't changed, but some of the actions by various people involved in the debate are certainly worthy of ridicule. So stay tuned for that.

Seacrest Charles out.*



*Wow, that really is as dumb as it sounds when he says it.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

See, this is what I'm talking about. This is what happens when government attempts to take on responsibilities it does not have the ability to fulfill. Not to belabor the point, but this isn't the kind of future I want to have, and I don't think anyone else does either. But it increasingly seems that that's where we're going. Better start your own retirement fund.

Monday, March 27, 2006

It's hard out here for a realist

First of all, I'm not dead. My blog disappeared for a while, and then I got busy so I haven't had much time to update. But after some prodding by some people that shall remain nameless (though the name rhymes with, uh, shlavital) I've gotten back in a saddle. So here it goes.

You ever have that dream that you're standing in a room full of people hitting themselves in the head and no matter how loud you yell at them to stop, they don't even look up? No? Just me? Ok, nevermind. Let me put it this way:

Before I was considering coming to D.C., I was told at a journalism conference (ironically enough, being held in D.C.) that I should avoid coming to "The District" because it would "suck the life out of me." Ten moths later, I think I know what they meant.

That isn't to say, of course, that I've become some sort of emotionless being incapable of feeling — I'm just exhausted. The sheer amount of stupidity, incompetence and obliviousness I've witnessed and encountered boggles the mind.

Founder of the Na+ional Review Willi@m F. Buck|ey once defined conservatism as the willingness to "stand athwart history, yelling stop, at a time when no one is inclined to do so, or to have much patience with those who do." Fair enough.

If it were up to me, which it isn't, I would make a slight change to this adage. Instead of yelling "stop," I prefer to yell "you're going the wrong way." At any rate, I'm tired of yelling.

When I see where we are as a nation, a society, or even as a planet and compare that to where I believe we should be, it's quite discouraging and overwhelming. Not only do we have a long way to go, but we're not even moving in the right direction.

Republicans have abandoned fiscal discipline and personal responsibility. Democrats have abandoned, well, pretty much everything in their effort to bash the President.

People still believe, even after mountains of evidence to the contrary, that government is the solution to problems like poverty, healthcare, and other social ills.

Afghans still want to put a man to death for converting to Christianity.

Even supporters of the war in Iraq are giving up on the entire mission after three years.

China and Russia continue to screw the rest of the U.N. Security council over Iran. Meanwhile, Jew-hating Iran continues to build the bomb and people still insist that the U.N. has any credibility at all.

Many members of generation X have become generation XXX in that they are over-sexualized, engage in casual sex and are generally hedonistic and debaucherous.

Entertainment media glorifies the aforementioned hedonistic and often criminal lifestyles.

It's enough to make a guy want to put a constitutionally-protected firearm in his mouth. Not really, but you know what I mean.

Rona|d Re@gan once said that the problem with liberals "isn't that they're wrong, it's just that they believe so much that isn't true." But as long as they believe the things that they do, the longer it's going to take to get on the right track.

I understand that the majority of people, especially people in my generation (apologies to Pete Townsend) are disinclined to listen to prude like me prattle on about these things — either out of apathy or disagreement. Both are immensely frustrating, but I prefer that people disagree rather than be apathetic. At least when there's disagreement there's dialogue taking place. Apathy is a tacit acceptance of the status quo, which in my opinion is quite undesirable.

I don't pretend to have any practical solutions to these problems, and I'm sure many people don't even see these issues as 'problems.' Nor am I simply suggesting that we turn back the clock. I just believe that we have a skewed view of progress, and it seems that most so-called "progressive" ideas, well, aren't. They haven't worked, they're not working, and they're not going to work. It's time we tried something different.

We only need to look as far as Europe to see the kind of future we have to look forward to should we continue down this path. Doesn't look like much fun to me, but then again, I'm an uptight prude, right?

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Something doesn't seem quite right about this story...specifically the last sentence of the second paragraph. I can't quite put my finger on it, but it just seems wrong.

If I may wear my political analyst hat for just a minute...

There’s been quite a bit of hand wringing among Democrats and liberals when it comes to this November’s midterm elections. So many people seem convinced that Democrats are poised to take over the house, and possibly even the senate, simply because Republicans have had so many bungles and missteps lately.

Many have been comparing the political climate to 1994, when Republicans took back the House for the first time in four decades.

While I do believe that Republicans will lose seats in the House this year (and in many cases deserve to) I simply do not believe that the Democrats will be able to wrest away control of the House from the Republicans.

First of all, the current division of the House of Representatives is 232-203, in favor of the Republicans. Thus, the Democrats would need to have a net gain (or the Republicans a net loss) of 15 seats for there to be a change of control. As it stands now, this is simply not going to happen.

People often make the mistake of assuming that simply because Republicans have been getting a lot of bad press lately that it’ll turn into votes for the Democrats. But that’s not how it works.

Not to state the obvious, but representatives are not elected nationally — they’re elected locally. Meaning, the feeling towards Republicans in New York is wholly irrelevant to congressional candidates in Texas. Moreover, the feeling towards any party or candidate in congress is wholly irrelevant everywhere other than his or her district. Party affiliation really doesn’t mean a whole lot in House elections. It’s mostly name recognition and approval of the incumbent.

This actually bodes well for Republicans because the incumbent election rate is approaching 100 percent and 95 percent of incumbents are running for reelection.

Also, the Democrats lack a leadership figure that the Republicans had in New+ Gingrich. Nancy Pe|osi is no New+ Gingrich. Also, the idea of “Speaker Nancy Pe|osi” should keep the Democrat higher-ups awake at night.

With the most visible Democrat Senator being a liberal woman from New York and the Democrat Party chairman being an angry liberal from Vermont (with a tendency to put his foot in his mouth), the addition of a San Francisco liberal to the majority leadership post in the House would complete what I’ll call a “Trifecta of Doom” for the Democrats. More on that later.

Of course, a lot can happen between now and November, but Democrats don’t need to be buying Champagne for election night just yet. Provided the economy doesn’t crash and President Bush doesn’t do something like…I dunno…invade Great Britain, I’d venture a guess that things will stay roughly the way they are now.

I won’t bore you with many details, but suffice it to say Democrats are going to be disappointed on election night — again. In my semi-professional opinion, I can see the Republicans losing up to ten seats, but still maintaining control of the House. I’d actually be willing to bet on it. I also reserve to right to tweak my predictions as we approach November.

Side note: The real fun is going to begin in 2010 (no poetry intended) when House seats are taken from New York and Pennsylvania and given to Texas and Utah. Yee haw.

Saturday, March 11, 2006

It's called Shomer Negiah, ass.

One of my more masochistic habits is watching Rea| Time with Bi|| Maher on HB0. It's pretty intolerable from my perspective because it's usually an hour-long anti-conservative diatribe with a token conservative guest that usually serves as the pinata.

At any rate, tonight's episode had me throwing more stuff at the T.V. than usual. Bill mentioned Ma+isyahu, the (Hasidic) Orthodox Jewish reggae artist that has recently been gaining popularity. Bill was making fun of how Ma+isyahu won't touch women and how that's as backward and archaic as Muslims that treat women like property.

This is particularly upsetting to me, partially because it irritates me when people ridicule such benign religious practices, but mostly because it was inaccurate.

I can't speak for Ma+isyahu personally, but in Judaism -- particularly Orthodox Judaism -- there is a practice called Shomer Negiah where practitioners will not touch members of the opposite sex aside from spouses and family members.

It is not chauvinist, as both men and women can practice it, and it has nothing to do with viewing the opposite sex as inferior. It is simply a way for religious Jews to avoid carnal sins as well as show more respect and reverence toward their spouses.

Bill went on to say that such a thing is a “disease that only religion can give you.” Perhaps. Religious people may do some bizarre things, but no crazier than some of the things that non-religious people do. So Ma+isyahu doesn’t casually touch women. Bill thinks it’s ok to suck the brains out of fetuses. I say we call it even.

Monday, March 06, 2006

More on (moron?) the Oscars

Not to belabor the point I was making last night, but here are some of the lyrics of the song that brought home the Oscar for best song:

You know it's hard out here for a pimp
When he tryin’ to get this money for the rent
For the Cadillacs and gas money spent
Because a whole lot of bitches talkin’ shit

In my eyes I done seen some crazy things in the streets
Got a couple hoes workin’ on the changes for me …

It's fucked up where I live, but that's just how it is
It might be new to you, but it's been like this for years
It's blood sweat and tears when it come down to this shit
I'm tryin’ to get rich 'fore I leave up out this bitch …

Man it seems like I'm duckin’ dodgin’ bullets everyday
Niggers hatin’ on me cause I got hoes on the tray …

I got a snow bunny and a black girl too
You pay the right price and they'll both do you …


Really? This was the best song? Wow. Granted, the Dolly Parton number wasn’t exactly musical gold and the song from Crash was slow and boring — but this was the only other option?

Even better, after receiving the award, one of the performers thanked Jesus. Yes, I’m sure your Lord and Savior is pleased to be involved with a song about prostitution, racial slurs and profanity. Brilliant.

During George C|ooney’s acceptance speech, he expressed a bit of pride in Hollywood being “out of touch,” pointing out that the Academy was giving Oscars to blacks when they were still being segregated and that films addressed issues such as AIDS that had not yet garnered much attention. This is indeed true, but there is — or at least there should be — a difference between standing up for civil rights during a time of racial oppression and lending credibility to sexual deviance, America-bashing and even terrorism.

Hollywood may have out of touch with America several decades ago, but they were out of touch in the direction of justice and decency. Now, Hollywood is still out of touch with America, but in the direction of moral relativism and decadence. There is no qualitative comparison between the two.

Oscar reflections

Human beings are strikingly easily manipulated. Otherwise brilliant people can be lead to believe some rather asinine, illogical things. The key is to change the semantics to more positive connotations and to place the accomplishment of the goal above all else. That is to say, euphemize away all of the un-pleasantries and if a bit of dishonesty is needed to achieve the greater goal, well then so be it.

German philosopher Herbert Marcuse was particularly adept at this practice, and his academic descendants are gleefully carrying the torch. Marcuse had, in my opinion, quite a curious view of the world. Like most other Marxists, he believed the ultimate utopia was a world-wide commune.

Unlike most other Marxists, however, Marcuse admitted that such a goal was likely never going to come about through traditional means. In Marcuse's view, the general population was simply too stupid to know what was best for it, and thus required some strategic nudging to achieve this utopia.

In doing so, Marcuse adopted some eerily Orwellian beliefs, which were actually little more than quite simple — but powerful — changes in semantics.

On the subject of tolerance, tolerance was redefined to essentially mean intolerance. The free flow of ideas, in Marcuse's view, was not intended to be free. To this end, only opinions that advanced "the cause" were allowed to be discussed. All other opinions were not, well, tolerated.

Indoctrination was to be referred to as education, as that sounded much more pleasant. Students were no longer to be taught how to think. Rather, they were to be taught what to think. And again, they were only to be taught things that advanced the cause of Marcuse's utopia.

A similar modus operandi has been at work in this country's cinema industry. Now, I'm not here to rail against 'liberal Hollywood,' but it can hardly be argued that film isn't used to change, or even manipulate, attitudes.

Look no farther than this year's Oscar nominees. Two of the five films nominated for Best Picture positively portray homosexuality. One film portrays Senator Joe McCarthy as a rabid, illogical anti-communist alarmist. Another film attempts to show that terrorists have feelings too.

George C|ooney is nominated (Editor’s note: he also won) for a film that might as well have been written by Sadd@m Hussein, portraying American oil executives as fat, corrupt and evil. Fe|icity Huffm@n is nominated (though did not win) for playing a man that wants to become a woman.

Suchs films seem to be somewhat of an anomaly for this year, but there have been similar films nominated for Oscars in the past -- The Shawshank Redemption that tells us that prison guards are sadistic and unconcerned with the guilt or innocence of their prisoners; the Green Mile that tells that murderers are good people and that innocent people get put to death; The Cider House Rules that tells us that being against abortion is archaic and closed-minded; and Dean Man Walking that, again, tells us that heinous criminals have feelings too.

Now, I'm not cynical enough to believe that the people that make such movies have motives as nefarious as Marcuse, but their goals and methods are the same. Such people have a world view that is at odds with reality, and so it is in their interest to create some sort of alternative reality more compatible with their world view. And since most of the industry shares this world view, they fall all over themselves trying to give awards to each other in self-congratulatory love-fests for their "brave" or "ground-breaking" film making.

Moreover, many people buy into it. Over the summer, there was a lot of buzz about the line in Revenge of the Sith that said "This is how liberty dies...with thunderous applause." Completely overlooking the fact that it was, indeed, coming from a science fiction movie that involved space travel and english-speaking aliens. In other words, it wasn't real. But people didn't care because it validated their opinion.

The same is true for many of the Oscar-nominated films both this year and in the past. They're not real, but people look past that because they validate their opinions. No matter how many movies are made that rail against the death penalty, however, the fact remains that the vast majority of criminals on death row are absolutely abhorrent “people” (I use the term loosely) that did unspeakably heinous things and deserve to die.

No matter how many films are made that rail against “McCarthyism” the fact remains that Joe McCarthy, while coming across as a frothy-mouthed alarmist, was actually correct in his suspicions in many cases.

Contrary to George C|ooney’s belief, most American oil executives aren’t corrupt. And yes, no matter how many movies are made about it, homosexuality is still outside the realm of normal sexuality. Anything that affects less than ten percent of a population cannot really be considered normal, yes?

I’m not saying, of course, that people shouldn’t make movies that fudge or even wholly disregard reality. They absolutely should. Movies serve as a nice, sometimes even necessary, escape from reality. Life would be quite boring without them. But they should be taken for exactly what they are -- escapes from, not reflections of, reality.

During tonight’s Oscar broadcast, one award recipient said, quite accurately, that ‘film is not a mirror to be held up to society, it is a hammer with which to shape it.’ I completely agree. I just think we should be careful about who we allow to shape it, lest we go the way of the Romans -- or for that matter, the Europeans.

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

The art of objective bias

I’ve never had much faith in the American media — or really any media for that matter. I’ve mentioned this a few times before, but lately it’s started to persistently irk me.

On my most recent trip to Germany last summer, I was engaged in a debate with two of my German friends who contended that the news media was objective, with no political bias or agenda. This, I thought, was a dangerously naïve perspective.

Granted, it’s comforting and idealistic to believe that the news media truly is fair and balanced — but that’s just not the case. There is opinion in all news. In every headline, every article and every broadcast. It may not be overt opinion, but opinion nonetheless.

In a world with 6.5 billion people, 192 nations and countless happenings, it is impossible — or at least grossly inefficient — to cover every single event on any given day. Thus, judgment calls must be made as to what is important enough to cover. Once those decisions are made, more must be made such as what the top story should be, what goes on the front page, what headlines will read, which facts will appear in articles, which facts will be omitted, etc.

These decisions are no more apparent than in the daily White House press briefings. On the Monday following Vice President Cheney’s shooting incident, the press corps asked some 145 questions. How many where unrelated to the shooting incident? Four.

Now don’t get me wrong — the vice president accidentally shooting someone is newsworthy, if for no other reason than it doesn’t happen often and that it’s fun to say ‘the vice president shot someone in the face.’ In the grand scheme of things, however, it’s stunningly inconsequential.

While the press corps was obsessing over the fact that the vice president waited some 18 or 21 or 24 hours to go to the press with the story, some rather important things were going on — President Bush was meeting with U.N. Secre+ary Genera| Kofi Ann@n and discussing such matters as the genocide in Darfur and the election of Hamas in the Palestinian territories. Did that get covered? Not in this country. It was also the day that Iran resumed uranium enrichment. Anyone hear about that? Probably not.

Maybe I’m cynical, or maybe I’m just a shill for the administration, but it seems to me that the vice president being involved in a hunting accident in which he was not hurt or killed is slightly less important than the issue of religious genocide or the fact that a sworn enemy of America and Israel resumed its nuclear program.

I understand that it’s the job of the press to squeeze information out of politicians, but often times it seems they do so on matters that do not serve the public. Press corps stalwart He|en Thom@s has some strange obsession with Iraq, and on the off chance that she gets to ask a question during the briefing it’s usually something along the lines of ‘why did we invade Iraq in the first place?’ Which is a perfectly valid question — from three years ago. This coming from a woman who said she would kill herself if Dick Cheney ran for president. Objective journalism, indeed. Thomas isn’t alone. There are plenty of “reporters” in this country that allow their own political agenda to taint their reporting.

Aside from inescapable political bias, there is also a tendency in the media toward sensationalism. Granted, news is in and of itself a business, so they must produce a product that consumers desire, making the citizenry at least partially responsible. For the most part, however, the media has a keen interest in ensuring that the news is attention grabbing and exciting, as well as perpetual. By that I mean, they will latch onto stories that ‘have legs,’ or that will continue to be newsworthy.

That’s why the Michael Jackson trial, or any celebrity trial for that matter, is a journalistic gold mine — it’s a gift that keeps on giving. It allows journalists to be lazy, and it provides some new, gossipy material every day.

It’s also why there was so much talk of civil war erupting in Iraq last week after the bombing of a sacred Shia mosque. It was the best of both worlds — something with which to hammer the president, as well as something sensationalist.

Pundits couldn’t wait to trot out the evidence that Bush had failed and could hardly contain their glee that they were about to have front row seats for the news event of the decade. Even some conservative personalities ceded defeat.

The only thing missing from this perfect storm was, well, the actual civil war. As it turns out, it never happened. Granted, there was an uptick in sectarian violence between the Sunni and Shia militias — but average Iraqis did not take to the streets with their guns.

This was no doubt a disappointment to news executives everywhere.

The fact of the matter is that there is both good and bad news in most every story, including that of Iraq. Problems arise, however, from the fact that bad news is easier to cover than good news and that many in the media have a vested interest in reporting bad news.

So anyone that says that the media is wholly objective is either naïve, delusional or moronic.

There’s plenty more to say about the media — from CBS to the cowardice over the Mohammed cartoons — but that’s another post for another day.