Dropping the N-Bomb at work

So my paper ran something else I'd written today. It was kinda cool 'cause I didn't know they were going to do it, and I didn't find out about it til I was reading the paper.

It's also a little confusing, because I didn't think parts of it would make it into print. See, we can't make religious jokes, and we had to re-name a column we'd been calling the 'Crock Clock' becaue it was too close to 'crock of shit'...but apparently you can say 'nigger'...