I've been doing a lot of thinking today (since there's not much else to do on Holy Days, I suppose...) and I've come to the conclusion that the athletic director (and perhaps several attendees) of this institution cesspool of higher learning jean-short-wearing, mullet-sporting and sister-banging has sold his soul to Satan in exchange for sports championships. I can think of no other possible explanation, except perhaps that God is punishing mankind for its many sins.