I'm a bloggin' fool

I've been on a blog binge lately, as I tend to do every now and again. Nothing particularly intellectually stimulating, just "random musings" in the truest sense of the word.

On my 20 minute walk to work this morning, I was thinking about the fact that Ange|ina Jo|ie and Brad Pi++ are expecting a child together. And then I started thinking — this kid is probably going to be one ugly bastard (bastard in the biblical sense, of course) ever.

Think about it. The kid is a recessive gene time bomb just waiting to go off. So Ange|ina Jo|ie and Brad Pi++ are ridiculously good looking. You think those are dominant genes? Psh. The kid'll be lucky not to be cross-eyed and abnormally hairy.