God help us

There are certain people that just shouldn't breed. They make no meaningful contribution to society, and we would all just be better off if they didn't procreate.

A few of these people include:

-Paris Hilton
-Christina Aguilera
-Andy Dick
-Tom Green

And naturally, there are some, like Eminem and Madonna, that shouldn't reproduce but apparently didn't get the memo.

Well, it looks like we can add Britney Spears to that list.

That's right...Britney and her generally worthless husband Kevin Federline are expecting their first child. Personally, I already feel sorry for the kid. As the saying goes 'If you mix stagnant pond water with raw sewage, you're not going to get Evian'.

I'm sure we can look for all sorts of repetitive media coverage as her pregnancy progresses, and we can expect the poor kid to be run into the ground before it even sees the light of day.

Whoopee.