My dog is way better than your dog

As promised, I'm gonna stay away from mainstream politics for a while...well, at least today...and talk about something else.

So here's a picture of my dog. Her name is Jackie, she's about 7 and a half years old, and her hobbies include sleeping, eating, chasing things (squirrels, lizards, toads, anything that moves), and digging under fences.

She does tricks and knows commands, but reacts more excitedly to the phrases 'Mom's home', 'Wanna go see grandma?', and 'Ready to eat?'.

She doesn't like storms and hides under the bed when it thunders. She doesn't bite, prefers catching food to catching frisbees, and is cooler than your dog will ever be.