Wow.

Apparently, if you get your jollies by banging farm animals, Washington State is the place to be. But be sure to only bang animals bigger than you, because banging animals that are smaller than you can be illegal. Go figure.

I was surprised to learn that only 33 states have laws against this stuff. Pretty soon, there'll be a debate about whether or not banging farm animals is a constitutionally protected right. You just wait.